[SP] "Let me guess, sir hero. A sword?"

A piggyback ride (Femsensei, Ibuki) (by Xipa)

[WP] You are not the Chosen One. But the Chosen One is dead or missing, and the job still needs to be done...

[WP] The Chosen One in the secret magical world drops out of magic academy after a few semesters to go back to "normal" school and regular society. Every magical professor and his old friends occasionally pop up in his life to ask him to reconsider, to which he vehemently denounces magical society.

[WP]“Just because I choose to use a wand doesn’t mean I CAN’T use a .45”

Headcanons for 106??

[WP] "Listen, that merc just destroyed every foes that we failed to destroy for thirty years in one month, and your brilliant plan was to kill them so that we don't have to pay them? By the Elder Gods, how the hell did you even get this position?!"

[WP] The quest giver at the adventurer's guild gives out semi-random assignments based on an adventurer's rank. At the highest rank of adventurer, there is one assignment that everyone fears and that no one has ever returned from. You get your assignment and are filled with dread: "Kill 10 rats."

[WP] "No man might draw this sword, else his body wither, and scatter as dust on the wind" You grab the sword from your unconscious, knight companion mid-combat, and fight off the Lich. Later, around a campfire, you return it to her, and rather than grateful, she seems confused.

[WP] The ancient Youkais has seen violence and bloodshed before, but none came close to the sheer destructive powers that nearly killed its entire clan in the year 1945.

[WP] You're a minor goddess who saved a mortal on the brink of death. A few months later, he came back with an army to pledge allegiance to you.

What's a build that you really like?

[WP] A new magical girl joins the group. The issue is that this one comes from a militant nation. She has been trained in over 3000 ways to kill with her bare hands, has optimized all of her magical girl powers for maximum lethal efficiency, and has the stare of a soulless winter.

[EU](Payday) As the newly-awakened undead queen cowers at the corner of her formerly regal throne, she wondered which one is more terrifying in this new world; the police forces with enough strength to kill her army ten times over, or the four Clowns that is busy ransacking her ancient palace.

[WP] "What kind of fool forgot their child in my woods?" The beast wondered out aloud. "I wasn't forgotten..." The child said weakly.

[WP] "What... What was that!?" "Why are you so surprised? Your gods don't go to their site of worship to take the oferings?" "Not in person!"

[WP] A vampire has recently awoken in the woods. After a centuries-long nap, they’re famished. And what luck, the humans have forgotten they exist! Conquering this land of “Dallas, Texas” should be easy. If only someone warned them about buckshot.

[WP] "Yes, your majesty. I actually killed the bloody dragon. I haven't slept with it, wed it, dated it, or do any other bullshit that doesn't involve cold-blooded murder of that oversized lizard. Now, are you going to pay me, or are we going to have a problem?"

[WP] "Wait, hold on for a second. You actually slayed the dragon? Not lay, wed, dated or any other things that doesn't involve murder?"

[SP]You seem pretty heavily armed for scientists.

[WP] "Do you know why I hunt serial killers like you? Simple. There's no fun in killing defenseless women and children."

[WP] when most people envision a "war mage" they envision what the school of magic churns out: wafer thin scholars shieking "fireball!!" Not a brute with a large greathammer for an arcane focus.

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What’s the most epic one-liner Reisen could say in this scenario?

[WP] "Why can't we transform into our true selves in front of the humans?" "Do you have any idea what kinds of things could happen if we did!?"