[WP] You are a bored dragon who happens to live close to a village, so you decide a fun prank would be to scare them with some made-up stories and empty threats. You lighten up when offerings begin arriving at your cave. Now, there’s a human sacrifice. You may have taken things a little too far.

[WP] “Foolish adventurer. What shall you do now that you are face to face with power incarnate? One who levels cities and sleeps upon the mountains of carcasses of foes past?” You, a necromancer, look and spot a bone poking from the ground and smirk. “Mountains, huh?”

[WP] You’ve never cared about ANYTHING. Get robbed, whatever. Pushed down the stairs, oh well. Relative passed, pfft. Sad puppies, yawn. Most feared supervillain threatening you at arms reach, you sleep.

[EU] The Hulk, but his transformation is based on a different emotion.

[WP] Your monster roommates have been arguing for DAYS about which race is better, and you are SICK OF IT. So you decide to make a potion to help them see things in a “new” way.

[WP] The first, and possibly only, snowfall of the year. Your home is very hot, so snow days are very rare. Turns out, your dragon friend/caretaker has never experienced snow before. You decide to introduce the concept with a snowball.

[WP] “I am the Immortal One. How is this possible?” “You’re only called ‘the Immortal One” because you haven’t died yet, dumbass.”

[WP] You are an IMMORTAL. This pathetic creature in front of you should mean NOTHING to you and your power. Then, why? Why does that smile make you feel so…

[WP] “Now, human, prepare to meet your fate.” “NOOOOOOHOHO-HA-HA-HA!!! StoOo-ha-ha-hap!”

[SP] A blooper reel of a vampire flick, but the vampire actor is an actual vampire.

[WP] In a land of super-humans, you have a distinct power. You always have the perfect counter to any situation. It’s not always obvious.

[WP] You have a habit of quipping when you get nervous, likely from one too many superhero show binges, so when you meet the scourge on your land and start cracking jokes in fear, you’re surprised when he breaks into uncontrollable laughter.

[WP] Vampires are incredibly strong, but the thing many of them misconstrue is that strong doesn’t mean heavy, especially if you don’t build muscle with it. So when in doubt, be a judo master.

[WP] “Your kind calls me a monster simply because I put you in your place.” “Then I guess you won’t mind when I do the same.” “Excuse yo-?”

[EU] You are an unusual Klyntaar, who is passive and caring by nurture. You bonded to a perfect human host immediately upon landing, but they turned out to be pure evil. Now, they’re running amok with your powers, name, and face. Suddenly, Earth’s hero Spider-Man appears. He’ll save you, right?

[WP] Dragons are naturally solitary. Their size, power, and nature to hoard makes the concept of being close with anyone unnecessary and even foreign, so when paid a genuine compliment, they pretty much shut down. You wonder happens if you flirt with one.

[WP] Humans figured that once they made contact with other races outside the galaxy, they would be so sophisticated and advanced that they would make the humans seem archaic by comparison, leading to isolation. Turns out “boys will be boys” is universal.

[WP] “You will make a lovely pet.” Said the vampire to their human captive. That was 5 years ago, and despite the design choice of the protective choker and the baby talk, it’s been pretty good. Free head pats, no obligations, and the most unconditional love from a non-family member ever.

[WP] You know this is a TERRIBLE idea, but you don’t care. This is your moment. You look to the scaled beast in front of you and ask in your lost confused tone, “What are you?” It replies in a majestic tone, “I am a legendary dragon.” Then, with all you can muster, you yell, “DRAGON DEEZ NUTS!!!“

[WP] You’ve met and bonded with a young dragon. One day, the hatchling comes to you with burns and scratches so you take it in. Later a bigger dragon appears, demanding its young. You put 2 and 2 together. You’re scared, but you’ll be damned if you let this overgrown lizard hurt your kid again.

[WP] So you know how usually demons posses humans in their sleep to try and mess up their lives. Well, you are now possessing a demon in its “sleep.” Oh what will happen now?

[WP] For years, the monster disregarded humans as selfish cowards that hide like rats, even if it costs the lives of those they hold dear. It didn’t understand what humans knew for generations. Helplessness. It wishes it never learned.

[EU] From the far reaches of space, birthed from the squeak of the universe, comes a warrior the size of a mouse with the heart of a god. With his trusted partners Daniel Sexbang and Ninja Brian, the Galaxy Hamster has arrived to save all humans, mammals, and all that is cute and cuddly.

[WP] From birth you’ve had the amazing ability to never be touched. From high-fives and hugs to punches and bullets, nothing in the world has EVER made contact with you. Until you met them…

[WP] An alien race that obliterates planets for fun has made its way to Earth undetected. Hovering just outside the atmosphere, one watches his comrade attempt to make first contact. In a flash, his comrade disappears.