The blind DEI-hire air traffic controller
Best investment since eggs
I wonder which half of the USA turns into East Germany when the fascists lose this time
I did see that coming
Secretary of Defense needed a tie-breaking vote from the VP…sounds good
New America Fuck Yeah!
The new trick is “citizenship begins at conception” for MAGA morons in Congress
What are some fun Primus songs on guitar?
Eric Burlison, the man who wants to federally ban a woman’s right to make her own health decisions
Look who I found in Mexico
"Skank, who was that guy?" : "I don't know, but whoever he is, he's weird and pissed off!"
Why stop with federal employees, MAGA?
Does the Trump Bible have a passage on praying the diabetes away?
Player worn?
They’re not “meme” coins
Just listened to Discipline and wasn’t a fan, am I stupid?
Fight back and look cool doing it
You inherit a dead, mostly empty mall, and enough cash to redevelop it. What do you do to repurpose it?
Playing the last few rounds of Monopoly
“Let them eat couch” - JD Vance
DeepSeek: What could possibly go wrong?
Slept in my dope Beastie tee and woke up riding my low-rider bicycle
20 dollar eggs: In the next four years
When coffee prices go through the roof
Trump brining back “merit-based opportunity” while surrounded by the “born on third base” club
