I asked my buddy why he brought a single piece of cooked bread out with us drinking.
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I love ejaculating.
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I was having difficulties putting up a siding along the wall of my house.
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I alphabetize and categorize every time I've ever cum.
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My buddy asked me how much parking I have.
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My buddy told me not to let my mind get an erection.
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I like to get out a lot.
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I was designed to have sex.
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What type of furniture is also known for being a fruit?
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First do what's right.
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First do what's right.
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My buddy is one of those people who ranks and assesses the general moods and feelings of certain places.
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Wanna know the funniest joke around?
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I'm tired of submitting things to Reddit.
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Did you hear about what happened to the mob's hat dealer?
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Which state is best known for its urinating women?
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My dental insurance dropped me.
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My kids were being unruly the other day.
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I'm no longer permitted to travel to the south because of this.
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My dick is never able to control the direction of its stream whilst urinating.
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My kids asked me why I avoid being funny at night.
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My buddy asked me if I'd make it to a three way we were planning.
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You never want the grim reaper to judge your case in a trial.
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I asked my girlfriend why she brought a bag of potato chips with us to bed.
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I heard the devil is a good lay.
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