Got my dream internship so roast me while I’m ecstatic
I feel like my hallway is missing something
who wipes down all the jizz off the holodeck?
Name anything and I’ll connect it to Steely Dan
What’s his name
Fruit and vegetables at Kroger
An Organic Mechanic
Sfah: An Organic Mechanic
We fight Foo
I live in a giant bucket
Great times called,
Obey your thirst
What are you living for?
What is the waiver like for a civilian to travel on a Starfleet ship?
Why join StarFleet?
SFAH: Unlikely things to hear at McDonald’s
Got all this for free and have no idea what to do with it...
Round 2. Didn’t hurt enough last time.
Why does he wear eyeliner?
Strange alternatives to "good cop, bad cop"
Found this thinkpad in random abandoned fridge in middle of nowhere.
Scene: People you'd hate to admit aloud has a nice ass
SFAH: If Movie Phone style hotlines existed in 2025
[META] An update to posting rules (PLEASE READ BEFORE POSTING)
Gf won’t leave apartment with me because of my fit
