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Hair experts weigh in: What’s going on with Sabrina’s hair?

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Don’t you just love it when people make a big PR announcement about how generous they are? Selfless queen

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Did Sabrina Carpenter attend Olivia Rodrigo’s show in a desperate attempt to drown out all the bad press she’s had recently? All signs point to yes

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Sabrina’s favorite meal is reheated nachos: The model featured on Sabrina Carpenter’s ‘Man’s Best Friend’ alternate cover also starred in Ariana Grande’s “Into You” music video

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Conservative media praising and defending Sabrina

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Subversive and satirical or degrading?

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Is Sabrina Carpenter conservative propaganda?

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Be careful out there!

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I would like to remind everyone that Sabrina’s official fan account posted this

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Chronically online Sabrina Carpenter responds to tweet asking her if she has a personality outside of sex but continues to ignore criticism on her album cover and her Lolita photoshoot

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Something that Sabrina got away with that never sat right with me

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The problem with waiting for the album to drop to add context to the tasteless album cover for ‘Man’s Best Friend’—the damage is already done!!!

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If this is true,it is so gross

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That time Sabrina sang about “BBC” at a festival attended by 100,000 people

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Sabrina Carpenter confirmed that Juno (the horniest song on Short N Sweet) refers to the pregnant teenager in the movie ‘Juno’ so why do her fans insist on gaslighting everyone that the song is about the goddess of fertility

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If you want a good laugh go read the comments on Sabrina’s instagram post where she announced the album

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Remember when this happened? Sabrina Carpenter being inappropriate to underaged fan

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Why aren’t men mad? (We know why)

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@Diet_prada and others criticizing the backlash to Sabrina Carpenter’s new album cover

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A good take on the album cover

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Sabrina paying people to hype her up 😂

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But I thought “Sabrina sings live and stopped using backing tracks!!”

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Autoplay incoming

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Again with the loud backing track

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She’s trying too hard

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