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I… I believed you wished for me to trim… down there… with my scissor hands…

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A subreddit for fans of Chris Hansen's, To Catch A Predator.

In an alternate JWP universe.

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A subreddit for fans of Chris Hansen's, To Catch A Predator.

I do black metal singing.

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A subreddit for fans of Chris Hansen's, To Catch A Predator.

My best friends mom has got it goin on’

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A subreddit for fans of Chris Hansen's, To Catch A Predator.

My house as soon as there’s a hint of cold in the air.

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A subreddit for fans of Chris Hansen's, To Catch A Predator.

Name something that goes in the fridgeratah

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A subreddit for fans of Chris Hansen's, To Catch A Predator.

Me grunt! Me think you want fur pounded off down there!

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A subreddit for fans of Chris Hansen's, To Catch A Predator.

When the r/fanshansenvspredator mods delete my memes

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A subreddit for fans of Chris Hansen's, To Catch A Predator.

Beneath a shroud of eternal gloom, death clings to me like a shadow, the only companion I crave. With this pen, I half-heartedly etch my despair into the void.

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A subreddit for fans of Chris Hansen's, To Catch A Predator.

Phone wayyyy way way home

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A subreddit for fans of Chris Hansen's, To Catch A Predator.

ManItellyouwhatIain’tcometothisdangol’subredditmanpostin’loweffortmemesyoI’mjusthangin’outmanain’tdoin’nothin’badjusttakin’y’allforadangol’rideinmytrucktalkin’boutdangol’goodtimesman!

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A subreddit for fans of Chris Hansen's, To Catch A Predator.

I want to scroll through /r/tcap and masturbate to it.

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A subreddit for fans of Chris Hansen's, To Catch A Predator.

I love to gamble

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A subreddit for fans of Chris Hansen's, To Catch A Predator.

Some of this was going home with you? We’ll see about that

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A subreddit for fans of Chris Hansen's, To Catch A Predator.

Did you Blade?

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A subreddit for fans of Chris Hansen's, To Catch A Predator.

Where would you like mojo first baby??

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A subreddit for fans of Chris Hansen's, To Catch A Predator.

Can I buy you from your mommyyyyy yeahhhhhhhhhh

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A subreddit for fans of Chris Hansen's, To Catch A Predator.

Another of Jeff’s face cutout pictures

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A subreddit for fans of Chris Hansen's, To Catch A Predator.

Garshh you’re pretty

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A subreddit for fans of Chris Hansen's, To Catch A Predator.

When you’re getting removed from the logo

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A subreddit for fans of Chris Hansen's, To Catch A Predator.

Drivah

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A subreddit for fans of Chris Hansen's, To Catch A Predator.

Ain’t no bids in me.

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A subreddit for fans of Chris Hansen's, To Catch A Predator.

I have an extensive collection of fine 14-year-old single malt scotches

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A subreddit for fans of Chris Hansen's, To Catch A Predator.

Richard?

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A subreddit for fans of Chris Hansen's, To Catch A Predator.

How about NO (In Dr. Evil Voice)

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A subreddit focused on Amazon's crowd work platform, Mechanical Turk (MTurk)