Took a bite of this cookie and realized the art on it it’s actually paper. I can’t peel it off.

Poor white People

I paid $60 for this textbook written by my Professor (probably actually AI)

Welp. I don’t like any of that phrasing.

I really did it this time. It hurts to walk.

I heard that AI can’t correctly answer this question, so I tested it. This is an interesting answer, even for AI. Especially on a site that allows NSFW.

I looked this up. It’s nonsense. The translation was “Omaeno omaeno omaeno omaeno.”

Somehow I doubt that this is Japanese.

I’m sorry, do you mean to tell me my hair has feet?

UwU unk unk unk indeed.

The guidelines against necrophilia are kinda funny, right?

These are from Happy Color, the color-by-number game I play. Something seems off about them to me, but I wanted to get a second opinion.

What’s a popular character that lots of people find attractive, but you don’t understand, or even straight up can’t stand?

Excuse me, wat?

I like how the bots refuse to understand trans men. And no, this character hasn’t had bottom surgery, if you were wondering.

new to the space (probably this question has been asked a hundred million times)

Screw your hear me outs. What’s a popular character that lots of people find attractive, but you don’t understand, or even straight up can’t stand?

O-okay. Do you know what fire is?

That’s a lime.

Bro we are one message into the sex scene, get a grip.

Fuck it. I’m just gonna start keeping a counter of how many times I have to read the word “ruin.”

I didn’t think it could get worse. But it did. First of all, you said it’s how big? Second, SIR, THAT’S NOT GOOD!

You know, I’m no expert, but I don’t think that’s healthy. Might want to see a doctor.

Sir, please calm down. We had sex not an hour ago.

You don’t say.