UFC Gauntlet: Jon "Bones" Jones vs. The mercenaries from Team Fortress 2
The Character Select Screen (link below)
Because fuck you, my powerscaling is so imbalanced that modern tactics don't matter when you can punch someone's chi out their dickhole
Humans are broken as fuck, all I wanted to do was protect myself from the sun and getting eaten by instects smh
The Jonkler has escaped the aslume and is being WOKE. What the FUCK do we do?
[How the Hell] Could a top-class heavyweight MMA fighter defeat an orc in a one-on-one street fight?
Dreamt up a new episode of Yuru Camp where they make some new friends out in the woods. (Keep in mind, I barely have watched this show, even though I probably should)
Which one of these fictional apocalypses would you rather have yourself and all of mankind try to survive?
How well do you think Donald Trump would do if he was in a Glukkon society?
Had a weird plank about a slice-of-life sitcom where a lone Space Marine from 40k gets warped into some random American family's backyard in 2024 and has to navigate his way through normal society with the help of his adoptive family... genuinely wish I could remember more of it.
MMA Fighter vs. 10-year-old girl with a gun
A fun historical fact for everyone!
Weird plank where social services were revamped, so along with the suicide hotline, there was a "homicide hotline" where people could confess to murders, a "regicide hotline" for assassinations of heads of state and a "genocide hotline" which would instantly dispatch a nuclear missile to your house
r/actualrape got banned. This is one of those sub reddits that live up to their name. It is what it is, had a short run.
Had a dream where if you asked Alexa "what becomes of life after death", it would reply by roasting the absolute shit out of you personally.
Had a dream where 3 Patricks got stuck in the a desert on a train, the Patricks representing the past, present, and future. A dude with a pickaxe questioned which one was the real one. One had salt on his head, one had white socks, and one was buff.
MMA Fighter Jon Jones goes through a gauntlet of Australian wildlife
Had a cursed ass dream that I was sent back to medieval times and then offered piles of gold by the King of Portugal to make furry foot fetish paintings for him.
Vento Aureo: the Mr. Enter Cut
Who is the weakest character that would be able to solo the real-world superhuman team: The Living Legends?
Bought the Adventurer DLC, and got myself a witch
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain
Had a weird dream where I was out eating dinner and then I got sent this message on my phone for some reason
What is the weakest character that could destroy a Wubbox? (My Singing Monsters)
Por que no los dos?
