Fans of the “meaningless hypothetical stats” niche, including Charlie, won’t get better than this all year 💯

How Long Would It Take for a Goalkeeper To Reach the Premier League by Keeping a Clean Sheet in Every Game?

Do you think pundits, commentators and writers slip phrases in for a laugh? Because I do.

Just watched the kick off of Arsenal Man Utd. The Arsenal player has the ball placed overhanging the edge of the center spot. Is this the most pointless attempt at gaining an advantage in a game or does anyone have any better?

First Tinfoil Trophy sighting 🏆 (with bonus crossing out of rivals)

When did we start using the Dulux colour chart for club colour-based nicknames?!

Is it me or is “effective immediately” entirely unnecessary in this announcement?

I've never seen a ball go this high in the net. Are there any other examples of a goal like this?

Keysey Tweet

Bloke outside the pub having a fag, chatting to his mate, says “Yeah we couldn’t have been luckier. She sleeps, she eats, no fuss. Absolutely textbook child.”

Can we take a moment to appreciate Keysie's writing ability?

Perfect fodder for a game my friend and I like to play called: “Which Way Will Keysey Go?”Current projections in the comments…

Time Cut

time cut didn't make any sense

[DISCUSSION] - new movie - Time cut

I know we’ve all been waiting with bated breath 👀

“We wholly reject being associated with such a violent and criminal group” said the IDF

Who is the notable Arsenal fan on Twitter that the boys were alluding to? Promise I won’t tell anyone.

David Seaman judges the National Cat Awards

How is Sporting Lisbon still going unchallenged?

I don’t really have another community to share this with, but I saw the Italia 90 Panda in the flesh today - please enjoy ⚽️🇮🇹

Dreamland…

TNT Fenerbahce v Man U: “That’s the first save he’s had to make” for a keeper who has already conceded. Thoughts?

If your manager names a sensible line-up with players in correct positions is he putting square pegs in square holes or round pegs in round holes? Do we change the peg or the hole?

Footballers names in things