Students of Diogenes

Repeat after me\ Debase the currency\ And we'll be free

Roll this boulder up the hill\ File folders to pay the bills\ Cup holders for cheap thrills

I'm a student of diogenes\ So get off your knees\ Behold a man with zero fees

I have a cult to join\ We're free of the coin\ Yet we dine on sirloin

We live with dogs\ In the urban bog\ Where they toil away, in a hard working slog

We dive in the dumpsters\ Like raccoon pranksters\ We gather our plunder

Food for fifty\ Ain't it nifty\ We threw out our values and got all thrifty

Who's gonna kid\ Its wonderful living off the grid\ All my baggage I have rid

I have no rent\ I live in a tent\ My debtors can get bent

For I'm in my personal heaven\ I camp behind Seven Eleven\ Scrounge leftovers from their trash bin

So get out of my sun\ All I own is a sweet bun\ But still I have won

I'm free of money\ Don't have to hop like a bunny\ Can enjoy the days all sunny