Feels so Good to Be Back Here...Let's take Tuesday Off as well!

Ok so it is me, the sexiest Bruin alive, vegan chalupa connoisseur, King Taco & Tacos Gavilan fan who wishes we had these in Westwood. And most of all....your friend as you are all my friend.

First and foremost, I want to thank you all for the love and support. Thanks to the moderator for unbanning me. I was particularly flattered by the poem someone wrote as I even felt dead during this ban and having had my post deleted in another subreddit. I mean like, it was the first fucking subreddit I ever posted in outside here but somehow word got out.

All I ever did was mention how I was freezing my naked ass off in a motel....middle of nowhere leaving LA along with most of our classmates. And then I said I didn't want to take a bath because I might get a stdisease (aka, an infucktion) if I were to sit on the tub so I stuck to showering only.

And then like fucking...I got banned. We need to remember that there's a lot of fun and funny things in times when we are alone...so the dorms are going to be site of future Olympian orgies and then like all these fucking motels are the sites of past sex shit...you could see ghosts of erections past.

Meanwhile I'm coming back to my apartment which I left for nearly 2 weeks by campus and can't get a refund for at least yet....finna yell at my landlord and negotiate like fuckin' hell to demand a discount for the air quality. It's qworth talking it out over...

I just want to say how sorry I feel for people who get triggered by my presence. These folks have nothing better to do than to be free online critics while their sad lives are spent mainly online attacking other people. Fuckin' fault finders!

I come over here and tell you all what I see while living my life and observing.

But as the title of the Millios song says, You Are My Friend...I still have no hard feelings. I just wish you wouldn't take it so hard on others because you make yourself even more sad and stressed out. I'm more of the inclusive type and not exclusive when it comes to college.

But my neighbor, is even more inclusive than I am because he lets any butthead go into his apartment while he smells and is drunk all the time, I on the other hand don't allow anyone who shits to come inside mine.

I had a Zoom class last week and you could totally tell the professor had to take a dump and was holding it in! He was turning red and shaking in his chair while pressing his lips together...I think his coffee was starting to kick in.