TIFU by realizing that "Dubai chocolate" is not an intimate act

My boyfriend and I occasionally laugh at silly influencers online who clearly fake their wealth with renting luxury products and claiming to fly first class all around the world. This morning, while in bed, we had a conversation about how easy it would be to rent private jet sets or buy fake luxury bags just to get a few shots for Instagram and start making money by selling a fake course on how to make millons.

In the midst of it, I probably said the dumbest thing that has ever come out of my mouth. There's one influencer in particular who's always flying first class to Dubai. I told my boyfriend that in this lady's case, there's probably just a rich guy in Dubai who is paying for all of this for just one night of Dubai chocolate with her. My boyfriend looked at me funny, and asked me to repeat. I did. He started laughing really hard.

"What do you think Dubai chocolate is?" He then asked, and I explained what I thought it must be - a really gross sex act. I will spare you the gory details, but I am sure you'll figure it out.

Then he showed me what real Dubai chocolate is. It's just... chocolate with a few extra ingredients. He even got some from the store nearby to prove the point. It's actually pretty good.

TLDR: thought that Dubai chocolate was a sex act, it's actually just a really good chocolate.