LETS CONSIDER EACH MURDER, ONE BY ONE
Wadsworth: Professor Plum, You fired the gun in the dark, and missed. So that's why you pretended he dead, that's how you were able to kill him later unobserved.
Ms. Scarlet: That's right! he was the missing person in the kitchen when we found the cook dead!
Mr. Green: But he was with us in the billiard room when we found Yvette screaming. If that's when the cook was killed, how did he do it?
Prof. Plum: I didn't!
Mrs. Peacock: Well you don't expect us to believe that do you?
Wadsworth: I expect you to believe it. You killed the cook. She used to be your cook, and she informed on you to Mr. Boddy. You made one fetal mistake!
Sitting here at dinner, Mrs. Peacock told us that she was eating one of her favorite recipes. A monkey's brains, though popular in cantonese cuisine , are not often to be found in Washing DC!
Colonel Mustard! When we saw the motorist at the front door, you took the key to the weapons cupboard out of my pocket. Then you suggested that we all split up. You separated from Ms. Scarlet, crossed the hall, open the cupboard, took the wrench ran to the conservatory, enter the lounge from the secret passage, and kill the motorist with a blow on the head. LIKE THAT!
Mrs. White: This is incredible!
Wadsworth: Not so incredible as what happens next. After we all split up again I went upstairs with you, yes YOU Mrs. White! Aaaaand while IIIIIIIIIIII was in the master bedroom. You hurried downstairs and turned off the electricity, got the rope from the open cupboard, and throttled Yvette. You were jealous that your husband was shtupping Yvette! That's why you killed him too!
Mrs. White: Yes I did it. I killed Yvette. I hated her so much. It flam-flam flames, flames, flames! On the side of my face, breathing- breathing breaths.
Wadsworth: But while you were in the billiard room, Ms. Scarlet surged the opportunity and under the cover of darkness got into library, when he hit the cop she's been bribing on the head, with the lead pipe.
True or False?
ms. Scarlet: True! Who are you? Perry mason?
Professor Plum: So it must've been Mr. Green who shot the singing telegram!
Mr. Green: I didn't do it!
Colonel Mustard: But there's nobody else left.
Mr. Green: BUT I DIDN'T DO IT!
The gun is missing, whoever had the gun shot the girl!
Wadsworth: I shot her.
Everybody: YOU?
Mr. Green: So it was you. I was going to expose you.
Wadsworth: I know. So I choose to expose myself.
Colonel Mustard: Please! There are ladies present.
Wadsworth: You thought Mr. Boddy was dead, but why? None of you even met him till tonight.
Mr. Green: YOU'RE MR. BODDY!?
Professor Plum: WAIT A MINUTE! So who did I kill?
Wadsworth: My butler.
Professor Plum: Ah shucks.
Wadsworth: He was expendable like all of you.
I'm grateful for you all for disposing my network of spies and informers. Saved me a lot of trouble. Now there's no evidence against me.
Mrs. White: This has nothing to do with my disappearing, nuclear physicist Husband or Colonel Mustard's work with the top secret fusion bomb.
Wadsworth: No. Communism is just a red herring.
Mr. Green: But the police will be here any minute, you'll never get away with this, any of you!
Wadsworth: Why should the police come? Nobody's called them.
Mrs. Peacock: You mean, OH MY GOD OF COURSE.
Wadsworth: So why shouldn't we get away with it? We'll stack the bodies in the cellar, leave quietly one at a time. And forget any of this ever happened.
Mr. Green: So you'll just keep blackmailed us all huh?
Wadsworth: Yes, why not?
Mr. Green: I'll tell you why not, pulls gun out of pocket and shoots Wadsworth.
Wadsworth: Oh good shot Green....
Oh very good!
Mrs. White: Are you a cop?
Mr. Green: No I'm a plant.
Ms. Scarlet: A plant? I thought men like you were usually called a fruit.
Mr. Green: Very funny😐 FBI, that phone call from J Edgar Hoover was for me.
Told you I didn't do it.
The police arrive
Chief: Alright who done it?
Everyone: Arguing
Mr. Green: THEY ALL DID IT!
But if you want to know who killed Mr. Boddy, I did in the hall, with the revolver. Alright Chief take them away.
I'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife
FREEZE FRAME