I'm the unluckiest mfer

I work at a big box home improvement store, I work 6-230. Today I clock out at 2:32, when I get out to my truck to go home I notice my back window was smashes out and some tools were stolen (nothing big, just my roadside wrenches and socket set). I go in and talk to the loss protection guy who pulled up the tape and saw that the fucker broke into my truck at 2:30, 2 minutes before I clocked out. That's why I'm the unluckiest mf'er