bro what 💀

So a few days ago I (a trans aroace guy, newly out) and my friend (genderfluid lesbian but seen as very fem, let's call them B) were in History together and a kid bonked my friend in the head with a folder as we were putting them away. I pulled B away and kinda into my arms. The kid asked me "Are you guys dating?" And I just told him I'm gay (I am kinda) and B said that they were lesbian. Then, he was like "yeah, that's why I'm asking you" WHEN I TELL YOU I WAS SO OFFENDED- I told him "I'm a dude, I like dudes, but barely at that." He proceeded to ask me, "do you have a d then?" I just like stared at him for a few seconds bc I was kind of offended when B said "yeah, he does." BRO- I am really androgynous and I only came out as a guy at the start of this school year, so I've been asked 5+ times if I'm a girl or a boy, which is understandable but I found it hilarious but also weird bc he felt comfortable enough to ask someone if they have a d. Anyways feel free to share some funny "are you a boy or a girl" moments in the commments :D