Don't abandon us for a nudepic

As usual, I was busy spreading democracy against the Illuminates. Explosions everywhere, chaos, screams of freedom, just another day in the life of a Helldiver.

Then, out of nowhere another Helldiver joins my mission. Things are going great teamwork is on point. But suddenly… he stops moving. Completely still.

I ask him what’s going on, and he says he’s got an urgent situation IRL. Fair enough, emergencies happen. But then he drops this bombshell: GUYS I JUST RE-... OMG I JUST RECEIVED A PICTURE VERY...

Turns out, this guy just received a nude. Yes, a NUDE.

So there I was, defending his lifeless body against wave after wave of voteless scum while he’s afk. And then, just like that, he disconnects. Leaves me and the rest of the team to fend off the enemy alone.

If you’re reading this, Helldiver, I hope next time you remember your duty. Don’t let anything, not even a generous Super Earth supporter, come before democracy.