"I need to put a baby in someone"

This guy I'm "friends" with (we aren't really friends, more like acquaintances who rarely hookup) messaged me that this morning. Last night I wished him a belated happy birthday and he immediately came back with "I feel old. I need to put a baby in someone."

BRO IT IS (was) 8:15 AM WHAT THE FUCK. I told him that immediately killed my attempts in having solo activities and turned me off. Then he asked if that upset me. I said it grossed me out more than anything. Everyone who knows me for ten minutes knows I'm aggressively child free and have a strong dislike to kids. I post all over my facebook, twitter and Instagram about being CF and proud. WHY he thought I was a good person to tell that to is beyond me. Him saying that ruined any chance of us hooking up again because that was just gross and grimy (to me).

I think I need a shower to wash off the ick.

EDIT : Guys I'm not fucking this man ever again, stop telling me not to 😂