(spoilers extended) What outlandish theory do you wish would be true?

As the title says, what's an outlandish or even unhinged theory that, if you had a say in it, would be true? Not any run-of-the-mill theory, but I mean something unlikely along the lines of time-traveling fetuses, vampire Boltons, or anyone other than Rhaegar and Lyanna being the parents of Jon Snow.

Me personally, I might piss myself laughing if I opened Winds to find a Quentyn chapter. There is absolutely no chance in hell that boy is alive, but aside from how hilarious it would be, a half-burned and spurred Quentyn trying to (and maybe even successfully) stealing a dragon could be fun as hell.