Hey gay guys, How do you think most straight guys would react if I acted like this in front of them ?

say he's stuck in the office with me because its raining too much outside and while I act usual like any other guy, but then because of the rainy season, mood gets romantic and I start acting queer I removes my pants coz it got wet because of rain and then roam in office in my tighty-whiteys , mincing all the way and swaying my hips.

Its just me and him in the office . Then I comes near him , flips my limp wrist and say in an effeminate , seducing way "Hi handsome!" before biting my lower lip (suggestive of sexual appetite) , I then moves away exaggerating my bubble butt and swaying of hips, looking over my shoulder at him naughtily . what wud he do ? how wud most straight guys react? The pansy guy's all yours for the day.

1) he beats the sht outta me 2) he fks me like the lil btch I am 3) he ignores me with a facepalm 4) he gets the heck outta office even if he drown on the way