Maooffend ka ba pag nabigyan ka nang Bigas sa exchange gift?

I was thinking of a gag gift in a corporate setting. There is a 500 php requirement. I want to keep it wholesome too.

Last year somebody bought a dildo and it didn't end well.

I ran out of ideas for something unique to . So ended up with something practical.

Jasmine rice, 🥺🥺. Any suggestions would help though.