Let's vent: What's the most annoying thing you've been asked by non-actor friends and family who don't understand the business?

I'll start:

"So when are you gonna be on Broadway?" I don't know Jan, when are you gonna be a millionaire? Exactly.

"Is there a recording of your performance?" Most of the time, there won't be due to licensing issues, nobody to record it, no good place to set up the camera, etc. But even if there was a recording, you'd know because I'd share it.

Also, the number of people who think a movie will come out a couple of days after you shoot it.