Y'all got any ridiculous names for your pets? Lol

Edit: was not expecting to wake up and find this post blow up lol. Was originally a joke post, But y'all have some really cute and hilarious names. Been reading through every comment and i absolutely love these. Thanks for sharing!

I made the mistake of naming my predasite "Dude" because ive always had a habit of calling evrrything and everyone "Dude" and now whenever i say "Dude" unconsciously, I immediately think back to my freakin infested cat-dog thing and slap myself for it. I dont even mean to and i thought it was funny ar first but now it just feels weird lol