Felix headcanons

It’s Felix’s birthday so it’s time to ask what are your headcanons for Felix & why?

Here’s mine

• when he gets drunk he becomes a crybaby & tear up at the smallest thing

• is very meticulous about personal grooming & can’t grow ANYWHERE

• he’s waisan & specifically Rodrigue is the Asian dad (seriously look at Rodrigue & tell me he isn’t a 40 year old Korean)

What are yours & why?