Saul Goodman debunks the harbingers allegations (part 1)
Hi! I am Saul Goodman! Today some wierd looking guy with half face half mask with the name, pier? piper? Whatever, he hired me to prove why harbingers in Monstadt and Liyue are just not guilty by any means!
1) Let's start with the Germans, aka, the mondstadt
A citizen bard by the name venti filed a lawsuit against Signora. And, okay, first of all, she is known as "fair lady!" That's already worth a brownie point! But, sure, she supposedly kicked mr Venti, and, i am sorry, stole his heart? Well, as far as i know, falling in love was never illegal!
We also have a witness by the name traveller, that confirms venti's words. However, traveler's words can't be taken into account because of his bias. See, i have over hundred fatui soldiers right behind that door, ready to prove that traveller directly assaulted them, stole their valuables and badges, and then left. Its clear traveller hates the fatui and that means we can't trust his words.
And as for venti, are we really doing this man? Are we gonna trust a bard alcoholic without any social credit? Last thing we can do is take the words of a bum that plays on his lyre all day without a care.
The fatui did nothing bad in mondstadt. They arrived and immediately offered assitance with dealing with Dvalin and then made a very generous offer for their delegation to reside at the hotel. Now if that isn't a sign of goodwill i dont know what is!
2) Now on to liyue
Ya know, i got a friend there, yanfei, she is a good laywer, not as good as me of course! Haha, bettercallsaul!
Anyway she said its a land of contracts and all, and i am like, this case is super easy then.
And it is!
The main accusaion comes from Lady Ninguan which states "the fatui made giant God of Vortex to invade liyue harbour and attempted destruction of ballistas used to subdue it. Also may be responsible for rex lapis's assasination."
The claim is backed up by multiple Qixing members as well as the adepti.
Well! What a load of bullshit this one is!
Let's start off with Lady Ninguan herself. Born into poverty, she is the image of a self made woman. Now, she is the richest in all of liyue.
Which is exactly why she cannot be trusted to make these accusations!
First of all, she was noticed to use child labour as spies for her trading to remain on top. And she pays them with candy. In fact, i got three kids behind the doors, ready to admit that she was giving them candy, because she "liked the way the smiled". Yikes! Sounds like she has a teleport to a certain Island ready!
But that's not all about Ninguan. She is freinds with Beidou. A sailor and a captain of a ship with a rather notorious reputation, that breaks a lot of rules. But the best part? Get this: she pays fines and she goes scott free! Isn't it crazy? "If a crime for a punishment is a fine, then its not a law for rich people"! What is this pipeline? Beidou paying bribes for ninguan to close eyes on her actions?
But even this is not all. Miss Ninguan blames the fatui for a supposed attempted destruction of liyue harbour as well as the rex lapis assassination. But, let me ask you:
Who benefited the most from Rex lapis's death?
Adepti? No, they left for the mountains, with some of them even remaining to serve NINGUAN.
The fatui? No, they were completely kicked out, with much of their assets being seized by millelith and, NINGUAN.
Ninguan and Qixing has completely supplanted the role of the government after the assassination of rex lapis, fought the adepti for this right to govern and rule, and then blamed fatui for everything that has happened, essentially finding the scapegoat for all this!
And i hear you say "lady ninguan sacrificed the jade chamber" And you would be correct. What a great gesture, to show her goodwill and attempt to be seen in a positive way. I am sure her PR team got a raise after that one. Plus, she simply rebuilt it after some time and now has a brand new luxurious floating island.
I want you to use your noggin there, buddy. She lives in a giant flying house with servants folllowing her every whim, has a network of kids who work for candy, and, apparently gives people advice by, ripping up her papers and littering it over the city? As well as her dubious conection with what is de facto, a pirate captain beidou? Is this woman really trustworthy? Yeah, i don't think so either.
But to end it all, nobody has seen direct involvement of harbingers in what happened. Mr. Tartaglia invaded the golden house to steal the gnosis? Only witness is traveller, which as previously stated, can't be trusted. The millelith ar golden hous were knocked out and didn't see the perpetrator.
The fatui that attacked the ballistas?
Well.... Isnt it strange how the moment the ballistas started firing, the fatui appeared ALMOST IMMEDIATELY, WHILE NOBODY SAW ANY HARBINGERS NEARBY?
And let's nor forget the fatui did not send much force to break these ballistas. Its like they barely tried. It's all just too convenient.
It almost sounds like...
An inside job.
Of course, i have no legal grounds to blame ninguan as a master manipulator, but neither does she have any actual evidence that links the fatui attackers to belonging to one of the harbingers. For all we know they could be rebels.
Thank you! This has been Saul goodman, Next trial, i am going over to inazuma and Sumeru.
Hi! I am Saul Goodman! Today some wierd looking guy with half face half mask with the name, pier? piper? Whatever, he hired me to prove why harbingers in Monstadt and Liyue are just not guilty by any means!
1) Let's start with the Germans, aka, the mondstadt
A citizen bard by the name venti filed a lawsuit against Signora. And, okay, first of all, she is known as "fair lady!" That's already worth a brownie point! But, sure, she supposedly kicked mr Venti, and, i am sorry, stole his heart? Well, as far as i know, falling in love was never illegal!
We also have a witness by the name traveller, that confirms venti's words. However, traveler's words can't be taken into account because of his bias. See, i have over hundred fatui soldiers right behind that door, ready to prove that traveller directly assaulted them, stole their valuables and badges, and then left. Its clear traveller hates the fatui and that means we can't trust his words.
And as for venti, are we really doing this man? Are we gonna trust a bard alcoholic without any social credit? Last thing we can do is take the words of a bum that plays on his lyre all day without a care.
The fatui did nothing bad in mondstadt. They arrived and immediately offered assitance with dealing with Dvalin and then made a very generous offer for their delegation to reside at the hotel. Now if that isn't a sign of goodwill i dont know what is!
2) Now on to liyue
Ya know, i got a friend there, yanfei, she is a good laywer, not as good as me of course! Haha, bettercallsaul!
Anyway she said its a land of contracts and all, and i am like, this case is super easy then.
And it is!
The main accusaion comes from Lady Ninguan which states "the fatui made giant God of Vortex to invade liyue harbour and attempted destruction of ballistas used to subdue it. Also may be responsible for rex lapis's assasination."
The claim is backed up by multiple Qixing members as well as the adepti.
Well! What a load of bullshit this one is!
Let's start off with Lady Ninguan herself. Born into poverty, she is the image of a self made woman. Now, she is the richest in all of liyue.
Which is exactly why she cannot be trusted to make these accusations!
First of all, she was noticed to use child labour as spies for her trading to remain on top. And she pays them with candy. In fact, i got three kids behind the doors, ready to admit that she was giving them candy, because she "liked the way the smiled". Yikes! Sounds like she has a teleport to a certain Island ready!
But that's not all about Ninguan. She is freinds with Beidou. A sailor and a captain of a ship with a rather notorious reputation, that breaks a lot of rules. But the best part? Get this: she pays fines and she goes scott free! Isn't it crazy? "If a crime for a punishment is a fine, then its not a law for rich people"! What is this pipeline? Beidou paying bribes for ninguan to close eyes on her actions?
But even this is not all. Miss Ninguan blames the fatui for a supposed attempted destruction of liyue harbour as well as the rex lapis assassination. But, let me ask you:
Who benefited the most from Rex lapis's death?
Adepti? No, they left for the mountains, with some of them even remaining to serve NINGUAN.
The fatui? No, they were completely kicked out, with much of their assets being seized by millelith and, NINGUAN.
Ninguan and Qixing has completely supplanted the role of the government after the assassination of rex lapis, fought the adepti for this right to govern and rule, and then blamed fatui for everything that has happened, essentially finding the scapegoat for all this!
And i hear you say "lady ninguan sacrificed the jade chamber" And you would be correct. What a great gesture, to show her goodwill and attempt to be seen in a positive way. I am sure her PR team got a raise after that one. Plus, she simply rebuilt it after some time and now has a brand new luxurious floating island.
I want you to use your noggin there, buddy. She lives in a giant flying house with servants folllowing her every whim, has a network of kids who work for candy, and, apparently gives people advice by, ripping up her papers and littering it over the city? As well as her dubious conection with what is de facto, a pirate captain beidou? Is this woman really trustworthy? Yeah, i don't think so either.
But to end it all, nobody has seen direct involvement of harbingers in what happened. Mr. Tartaglia invaded the golden house to steal the gnosis? Only witness is traveller, which as previously stated, can't be trusted. The millelith ar golden hous were knocked out and didn't see the perpetrator.
The fatui that attacked the ballistas?
Well.... Isnt it strange how the moment the ballistas started firing, the fatui appeared ALMOST IMMEDIATELY, WHILE NOBODY SAW ANY HARBINGERS NEARBY?
And let's nor forget the fatui did not send much force to break these ballistas. Its like they barely tried. It's all just too convenient.
It almost sounds like...
An inside job.
Of course, i have no legal grounds to blame ninguan as a master manipulator, but neither does she have any actual evidence that links the fatui attackers to belonging to one of the harbingers. For all we know they could be rebels.
Thank you! This has been Saul goodman, Next trial, i am going over to inazuma and Sumeru.