Party

Me: Hello everyone, and welcome to purples almost-birthday party! Thank you all for coming.
Purple: fake there’s multiple months before my bir-
Me: yeah, yeah. You said that multiple times already. Anyways, we will be providing free food and drinks except for minister who has to pay 27¢ per drink. Have fun everyone!
a few people walk in from a room behind me and put food and drinks on the table

A few hours later…

Me: Hey everyone, I have an announcement to make. Shadow the hed- wait wrong script mb flips through some papers Now that we’re 6 hours into the party, it’s time to start this for real. Some changes will happen from here on out, the first being-
the door slams open and Faurenova walks in
Me: uhh, what are you doing here? You weren’t invited.
Faurenova: well, since you forgot to send my invite I decided to invite myself.
Me: I didn’t forget, I did that on pur-
Purple: you need to leave.
Faurenova: no, I think I’ll be staying.
a few people leave
Me: Alright then, as long as you don’t kill anyone I guess you can stay.

1 hour later…

the party is back to normal, loud music is playing and some people bring out a big purple cake. Minister is sneaking drinks without paying for them. Me: walks up to purple in the corner of the room hey purple, are you having fun?
Purple: no.
Me: why not? This is your party.
Purple: because, points at faurenova she’s here.
Me: she hasn’t done anything yet, it’s fine.
Purple: can I leave?
Me: I mean, I guess so. But you haven’t even tried the cake yet, you should do that first.
Purple: grabs a piece of cake and leaves
Me: hey, wait! I get up on the stage Hey again everyone, me and purple will be leaving due to… uhh… purple getting tired and he needs to sleep. You guys can stay as long as you want. I grab Faurenova and shove her onstage you’re the new party leader, ok? Bye! I run out of the room