A Fleshlight sleeping bag you can crawl into.

Last night I had the craziest and best dream. It was genius. I dreamed about a Fleshlight so massive that I could crawl inside it and use it as a sleeping bag. Like, full-on snug, soft, and warm. But the same soft material as the Fleshlights. The ultimate sleep experience.

In the dream, I’d had a long day, unzipped my giant Fleshlight sleeping bag, slid in, and was instantly in comfort heaven. It wasn’t weird at all — just cozy. Honestly, it felt like the most natural thing in the world.

Now I can’t stop thinking about it. Imagine waking up every morning in the gentle embrace of your oversized Fleshlight cocoon. What a perfect combination for a perfect night?

If Fleshlight ever releases a “luxury comfort” line, I’ll be the first in line. Dreams can become true, right?