phy exam parso how do i get sick

i want to get sick parso ke exam ke liye, itna ki merko physis ka exam skip karna pade. baaki mai dekh loongi. how do i do that yall PLEASE PLEASE HELP. institute ne bola tha mid terms nahi honge ab ekdam se boldia dene hai and i dont know nothing ab kya kru yall PLEASE SUGGEST SAFE METHIDS TO GET SICK. onion vaale ke alaava