What’s been your “funniest” in retrospect meltdown/shutdown

I’m trying to find humor in this. I had a post last night about having a total meltdown when a phone repair place (fuck you Best Buy) refused to give me my phone back. Then after I almost had the cops called on me according to my husband, enter shutdown.

Ok so it is kinda funny I guess even if I’m still crying from the emotions that I had a meltdown over not having a phone as a 31 almost 32 year old woman.

I had one as a kid because there was only a little mayo left and I wanted to make chicken salad but my brother wanted to make tuna salad, I don’t eat seafood and he wanted his, so my mom washed the rest of the mayo down the drain.

I’m trying to find some humor in this as a fake way to cope.

So…what are the most “ridiculous” (I know they’re genuine but the quotes are because that’s how neurotypical would see it but not how we feel it) reasons you had an “episode” (my husband’s word, I’m not happy with him right now)?

Oh then I skipped work today (I’m a teacher, a field where you’re expected to go to work sick) because I was too overwhelmed to prep anything for today and my teacher besties had to do everything for me to get ready for my kids today.

I know y’all will come through with some stories that make me laugh through the tears.