I finally caught one in the act!!!
I was walking my 70lb pup along with a 10lb pup that I’m watching this weekend. 82nd and 1st Ave, a little white dog and my big guy say hi to each other. I think the owner was a father and daughter (she was maybe 40’s). My little pup stayed away to the side. Anyways, their dog drops a deuce and they start to walk away.
To the father, who was holding the dog’s leash:
“Are you gonna pick that up?”
“That’s not hers”
“I just saw it come out of her”
“Oh okay I’ll pick it up. Normally I pick it up.”
I stay there and death stare until he pulls out a bag.
The daughter goes:
“You can relax”
“You know there’s a poop problem in the UES, pick up your dog shit”
As I start to walk away, I say to my big pup nice and loud:
“He fucking thought that little piece of shit came out of you?!?”