Apartment living is better than house living

You don't have to worry about mowing your grass or shoveling your driveway. People are so much nicer in an elevator than on the street. You don't have to worry about a nosy neighbour calling the city because they don't like what you're doing with your property. The view is so much nicer than suburbia. You have a built in retirement plan if you're 6 floors or higher up. You don't have to worry about salespeople, religions or surveyors knocking on your door.

The main selling points of houses aren't even there in newer developments as they have tiny yards and all look the same. Plus nobody even knows their neighbours nowadays. You're usually miles away from amenities as suburban sprawl has overtaken everything, meaning even if you wanted to take a walk to the store you couldn't.

That's just my personal tastes too, not even touching on the socioeconomic or environmental issues of low density urban development.

EDIT:

I totally forgot, 24/7 garbage dumping. I don't have to keep smelly garbage in my house or worry about animals getting into it.