My tranny girlfriend’s body makes me hate my normal man body [warning: schlongpost]

My apology in advance if this offends but this gorgeous tranny i’ve been seeing has junk so swole and it makes me hate mine (I’m a normal man). Like, I can get mine up just fine and I can keep it there (she loves bottoming and she loves me), but then when I see her go all turgid, I’m just all jfc woman you make me want to give up on living.

You see, I’ve been told many times I have sort of a napoleon complex, and my gf is, like, almost amazonian (but not, because that’s lesbian). I’m the short king here, no hate. If I’m gonna be blunt, my erect self is 13.39768354cm, not long at all, and I’d say my girth is also on the low side, like comparable to a beer can. But when she’s erect, she’s like the Tower of Strength, like 22cm and girthy like a stevedore’s forearm, putting my manhood to shame and making me want to punch myself in the face whenever she’s not around, for manfailing so bad. (Why am I so short and inadequate???)

Now don’t flood me with replies like, “Oh, you’re so lucky you have ‘Peg’ as your gf,” but my manhole is an exit port only — no homo — so this is not about that. This is about whether I’m really man enough after all. I have to figure out a way to combat my insecurity which doesn’t involve fencing — parrying and thrusting — with her over it, because I’m sure that would make her dyksphoric or however it’s called.

So tranny subreddit, help me with this problem. How do I deal with this without making it all harder for her.

/uj yes, this riffs on a non-jerk post from another sub. (no, i will not link you to it, because the cringe is heavy.)

/uj² also, as a request to the mods (/u/--cheese--, basically), I want to mark this one NSFW, but i’m not seeing the checkbox or radio button to do so. [bear in mind: i’m on old.reddit.com, which may not have the provision for that.] some confirmation around that would be welcomed, cheers.