Was buying a car today. The car salesman talked me up about fishing. He's naming his daughter after a river.

Brazos. Yes, actually, he wants to name his girl Brazos! After the Brazos River https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazos_River!!!

My wife and I just stood there mouth agape when he told us that. He was very proud of the name choice because he said he "loves fishing".

We did not end up buying a car.