WHERES THE NIPPLE

https://preview.redd.it/ucgmjvl0l6de1.png?width=2880&format=png&auto=webp&s=26848ac111ce6d3bc2f727f2ae3d0e9071065ee5

WHERES MY LITTLE NUB? WHY DOES IT LOOK SO GENERIC? WHY LENOVO, WHYYYYYYYYYY!?

I'd rather buy a MacBook Pro for the price of this piece of junk