Best line by: A.J. Soprano

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a.k.a "Prince Albert"/ "Baby Bing" / "Van Helsing" / "Fabio" .

9 - Silvio Dante: "Leave the fucking cheese there, all right!? I love fuckin' cheese at my feet! I stick motherfuckin' provolone in my socks at night, so they smell like your sister's crotch in the morning. Alright? Now leave the fucking cocksucking cheese where it is!"

10 - Meadow Soprano: "The truth is, they bring certain modes of conflict resolution from all the way back in the old country, from the poverty of the Mezzogiorno, where all higher authority was corrupt."

11 - Pussy Bonpensiero: "Anyway, 4 dollars a pound."

12 - Jackie Aprile Jr.: " 'ASS' ... as in, how about giving me some?"

13 - Livia Soprano: "A psychiatrist? That's crazy, that's all nonsense. That's nothing but a racket for the Jews."

14 - Furio Giunta: "Stupid-a facking game."

15 - Janice Soprano: "Because of his time in prison, Richie has a sensitivity to the plight of women."

16 - Vito Spatafore: "11:30. Has to be. Look at the angle of the sun... Maybe even quarter to 12... Okay, look, now... Fuck me!"

17 - Tony Blundetto: "M'boy, are you fat!"

18 - Adriana La Cerva: "When we first started going out, we made love all the time. Now, because of the drugs... you can no longer function as a man."

19 - Ralph Cifaretto: "Well tomorrow I could be on time, but you'll be stupid forever."

20 - Bobby Baccalieri Jr.: "You know, Quasimodo predicted all this."

21 - Johnny Sack: "200 grand for insulting my wife? What's next Carmine, you get to fuck her for a million!?!"

22 - Artie Bucco: "I don't know which one of you pieces of shit did this, but I've been good to you - and you pay me back, with non-stop ass rape!?!"

23 - Little Carmine Lupertazzi: "The fundamental question is, will I be as effective as a boss like my dad was? And I will be, even more so. But until I am, it's going to be hard to verify that I think I'll be more effective."

24 - Richie Aprile: "See, He just told you to shut the fuck up. And he told me to go fuck myself."

25 - Patsy Parisi: "Here's some standard operating procedure: Stay the fuck away from Tony Soprano. Shut the fuck up and listen. It's over, Capisce? Over and done. You call, or go anywhere near him, or his family, and they'll be scraping your nipples off these fine leather seats. And here's the point to remember: My face is the last one you'll see. Not Tony's. We understand each other? It won't be cinematic."