[Times column] Jeremy Clarkson: “Let Trump bid for Greenland — and Britain too”

Didn’t expect Jeremy Clarkson to make an argument defending possible US imperialism from the incoming president regarding the fate of Greenland, yet he did just that in this column. However, he had second thoughts when it came to the Panama Canal (and this was the part that stood out for me):

“Nations can't go around claiming that just because they built something in another country, it's theirs, fun though it might be for the Cylons from the Andromeda galaxy to send the Egyptians a backdated rent bill for the pyramids. Offering to do a peaceful business deal is another matter though.”

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