Forget what passes for "Social Conservatism." Socialists should support Prohibition and the Nanny State!

Forget what passes for "social conservatism." Socialists should support Prohibition and the Nanny State, instead!

Games of chance and gambling should be banned. The Paris Commune did this. The pre-war SPD didn't like gambling, either.

Hooliganism should be deemed a criminal offense. Stalin's "Lenin Levy" agreed with this, and I'm sure the Eurocommunists didn't like hooliganism in football matches, either.

Nudism should be banned. Sorry, Lenin, but Stalin was right on this.

Violent video games should be banned. Bolivarianism and now Xi Jinping Thought agree on this.

Outdoor golfing should be banned.

Unironically.