what’s the easiest trade I can join?

I’m a wheelchair bound quadriplegic and I’m sensitive to loud noise, and I want to join the trades. I heard that the trades are where you don’t have to work very hard and they give everyone a job and healthcare so I figured I’d leave my job that I have as a millionaire phone salesman to come over and work with you guys because obviously, everyone says that the trades are where all the good jobs are and I want to start doing that, because it’s trendy.

It looks like plumbing and framing are my first choices because they pay so well and look so easy to do, where do I go sign up for my free job? I heard all the workers were going to make fun of my wheelchair so I went ahead and pre-reported them to my union, because I don’t know how that works and I’m used to complaining until someone fixes my problems for me.

Can’t wait to meet all of you out there on the jobsite !!!!!

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