i have a son now

it’s completely surreal in every way. he’s less than 3 days old and has habits (likes to twist his fingers together while he eats, loves hear people singing) and preferences (dislikes his hat). he’s covered in acne. i’m terrified I’ll do something wrong but whenever me or my wife pick him up he calms down and snuggles up like he somehow knows we’re his parents (even though he has no biological relationship to my wife). he looks shockingly, astonishingly like my paternal grandfather. he looks like an alien. he’s perfect and i have to change his diaper now. but this is crazy