I GOT IT!!!

OMFG after an entire year of bullshit I woke up to take a mundane piss and happened to check my phone; A job that I thought I had tanked the final interview on and had no chance of attaining sent me a written offer and start date. Dear readers, I'm a grown and bearded bespectacled man and I was legitimately sobbing because the weight of the world felt like it had left my shoulders. Things are often darkest before the dawn, don't give up. If I was able to persevere through this last effervescent fucking hellscape of a year I promise that you can as well.