I'm using my pregnancy farts as a weapon

My husband and I are rearranging our room to do a deep clean, and I told him how I was out of breath and needed a break for a second. He started laughing a little bit and and began teasing me, which resulted in me playfully talking shit back to him.

I finally felt good enough to start workin again and 2 seconds into it HE started acting like he was out of breath, plopping himself down on the bed, trying to mock how I did it.

So I said "you know what.....how about this?" and I turned around, aimed my ass at him, and pretended to try and push out a fart.

These pregnancy farts have been LETHAL. The tiniest little "toot" smells like a racoon crawled up my ass and died. It's atrocious👁️👄👁️ Whether anyone wants to admit it or not I know at least some of yall can relate to that🤣🤣

So when he saw me aim my ass at him he immediately got up and was like "nah please don't it's gonna smell like someone took a shit in here if you rip ass". He was laughing though, and I didn't take offense to it because he's right😂

It got his ass up though. Now I'm on the ✨toilet✨ typing this as he's moving heavy shit that I can't really help with.

Moral of the story: if your man is acting up, threaten him with a good ol' pregnant fart