reminder for my fellow vamps

vamps.

it's april. it's gon start gettin hot outside.

if you don't have deodorant at home you need to get some and if you have deodorant PUT IT ON.

I just almost gagged about 6 times at Trader Joe's because people think they're built diff in this 90 degree weather. they are not. i almost vomited by the time i got my chicken and got outta there.

don't be usin that natural shit either. go buy a NORMAL DEODORANT for like a dolla 99, take 3 seconds outta ya day to spray or rub that shit on and do it everyday. PLEASE.

and no it does NOT actually last 72 hours like they say on the package.

please for the love of god and all things good please believe me ain't nobody wanna smell that shit.

edit - i made this expecting them to take it down like 15 minutes later and have now started a whole discussion/debate about what deodorant brands we all use this is fucking hilarious