Hays / Homestead / West Mifflin Area: Free (big) breakfast if you want to go pick it up off the front steps of my office right now

If you're in the area and see this in the next few minutes, you are just one short message and drive away from a bunch of pancakes, eggs, sausage and bacon. I DoorDashed a breakfast for four without checking the address first.

EDIT: It's been claimed and picked up, and I'm really glad all that food wasn't wasted.