Do you work here?

I've heard this question at every company I've ever worked for.

Maybe I'm just feeling extra bitchy, but... I'm walking out of receiving with my SL and I see someone who clearly looks lost.

Me: Hey, did you need help finding something?

Him: Yeah. Do you work here?

Me (glances at shirt and name tag and the forklift he just saw me park): Um...yeah. Definitely not volunteering.

[SL snorts while holding back a laugh.]