any advice to make $1m a week without doing anything at all?

hey guys, just looking for someone to lay out an entire plan of action for me (OP) to make a million dollars every week, passively. i know this is possible because i watched a youtube video on dropshipping, but for some reason i can’t seem to think of a fresh and simple enough way to get rich quick. I figured the best way to find my own unique niche and strategy would be to ask everyone else for their ideas. i have looked through this sub for an extensive 3 seconds so i know that no one else has ever asked similar questions. thanks in advance, and hope to see you all at the yacht club next month 🍸