This damn sentence..

I swear to god, I let out a “HA” so loud and ferocious I stepped backwards, stumbled on a towel (it’s winter and my puppy has water everywhere) and completely fell on my ass, dropping my pikachu bong; it did a complete flip, and I almost fell on the cat.

I swear to god, I let out a “HA” so loud and ferocious I stepped backwards, stumbled on a towel (it’s winter and my puppy has water everywhere) and completely fell on my ass, dropping my pikachu bong; it did a complete flip, and I almost fell on the cat.