Successful band startup plan - prove me wrong
Criteria for selection: three members only - guitarist, bass player and drummer; 2 of 3 must be able to sing
Play all songs in key of G and D only.
No original songs - audience doesn’t care to hear them
Remind everyone that adding a 4th person (singer, keyboardist, harmonica) reduces individual payout from 33% to 25%
Forget watching football games, they’re rigged anyway - DON’T MISS BAND REHEARSALS
Dress like you belong to a good band
ETA: This was a test and I’m quite surprised at the results. I told my buddy that musicians are very temperamental and if I posted something semi-outrageous I would get cussed out, screamed at etc etc etc but the responses have been pretty cordial. Thank you all.