Rant: Two weirdos came into my restaurant during my shift today

I’ve been a server for nearly 6 years now, sometimes we get a few entertaining guests & sometimes we get straight weirdos. In all my years, I’ve seen all kinds of customers, but you two? You stood out the moment you walked in. You couldn’t have been more different. The guy’s face was looking so desperate & lost it seemed like he hadn’t eaten in days. And meanwhile, the girl was looking calm, composed & so patient it was hilarious just watching the two of you. I had a feeling this wasn’t going to be just another ordinary shift for me.

It started with him ordering a chicken burger, which he demolished so quickly I blinked and it was gone. Did you even chew that properly? That burger was gone by the time I placed it on your table & went back to the kitchen. Then came the ramen, and that’s when things got really hilarious.

She approached her bowl like it was some kind of sacred ritual — slow, precise, savoring every tiny bite. Meanwhile, he was sitting there glancing between her and the ramen with puppy dog eyes, like he was calculating the exact moment to jump in, that’s the hungry expression the poor guy had on his face.

And then, it happened. He leaned forward, grabbed her bowl, and started slurping the noodles like he was going to die if he didn’t finish the bowl. I swear, the speed and enthusiasm would’ve made even Naruto jealous of this guy.

Her reaction? Pure gold. She froze with a poker face and just sat there watching him devour the ramen bowl like my cat when I feed him 10 minutes past his usual feeding time.

By the time you both left, we all gathered inside the kitchen to have a good laugh at your expense. It wasn’t just about the food; it was the dynamic — You two were like a comedy sitcom playing out in real life.

So, here’s my advice: next time, try going to a buffet. That way, nobody’s ramen has to become a casualty.