Do we beat Celtics in 7?

I think Jaylen Brown secretly wants to be a king because he viewed my instagram story and in the very bottom corner it said “If Jaylen Brown views my story he is a sacramento king”. So assuming we win the next 2 games (Jazz and rockets who we own) and the teams ahead of us (Clips twolves mavs and old dubs) lose 2 in a row we have a play off spot.

I know we might fluctuate and go back to the 12 seed and then maybe go up to the 5th seed and then go back to the 9th seed but i think we’ll make the first round. We’ll probably face the rockets who we win in 7 because of their lack of playoff experience, then in the second round we face the lakers (Luka gets injured). With no real point guard or center (except for our secret spy Alex Len who will sabotage the lakers), we get revenge on the goat LeBonBon and advance to the western conference finals in 6.

We face the Denver Nuggets, and this is an easy one. We know micheal porter jr never passes so we’ll just tell jokic that if he doesnt play then he can go horse riding with Sabonis later. Jokic agrees so the nuggets system is cooked and their core is now based around deandre jordan and jamal murray.

Should be an easy 4 games for us so i say kings in 4 all blowout Ws.

So then as I mentioned earlier i think jaylen brown wants to be a king so he leaves in free agency mid game and comes to drop 40 on his old team in the finals. Domas has a 50/50 game (50 points 50 rebounds) and is praised as the greatest european basketball player of all time and the kings win an nba championship and we have a parade in Downtown Sac.

What do you think? Considering the kings volatile history i think we have a shot at winning the championship this year.