This catto is living rent free in our hostel room, should I eat him?

A few days ago this stray cat started sleeping in our hostel room. Bro comes and goes as he pleases, mf thinks he owns the place. Classic car behaviour. Even if we put him outside he sneaks in at night, because we don't lock the door as the guys come and go at very different times. We don't throw him out forcefully because he's cute, bro gotta start paying rent atp.